I’m not saying it’s impossible, I’m just saying these simple little things become horrid ordeals. You can’t really…
Jump
Jiggle
Sneeze
Giggle
Swim
Skydive
Run
Bike
Cough
Lie down
Ride a horse
Have an annual health check-up
Go ANYWHERE without a purse or pockets
Roll on the floor, laughing out loud
Wear a skirt
Sneeze
Be placid and totally calm when you are surrounded by IDIOTS
Fight ninjas
Full out fangirl
Bernie
Sit in one place for hours
Get a colonoscopy
politics
prostitution
but seriously above all don’t sneeze.
this has been a PMS PSA
phan out.
~phan
to add: you also can’t write a math final.
last year i did that
i prefer jumping or wearing a skirt
i feel your pain. lemme just say. ACT.
You also can’t do anything productive if your stomach freaking hurts so much that you can only start talking to yourself like “why do i feel constipated?” “o\Oh no its just freaking period cramps.” I also refuse to take pain killer for it.. because ehhh i just dont wanna. but ow.